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May 11, 2014
01:30
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[Verse 1]
You’ll come with me
and I’ll feed you every night
unless you throw it away like you are
starting a food fight
[Verse 2]
My hair full of hot spaghetti
even though I know I told her that she wasn’t ready
you gotta see if he’s better than me?
well, you’ll see! (lol)
[Verse 3]
Then she showed me her bum bum
but I tried not to impress your sister
it’s a twisted mystery of
what she could do to me
[Verse 4]
My boner was forced
and reinforced with thoughts of Taylor
you’re looking for a swift recovery
well, you gotta see, you have it comin’ with me!
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3. |
What Do You Say!
02:12
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[Chorus]
so what do you say to a boy in love with you?
What do you say to a boy in love?
Tell me what do you do?
You’ve done it before
I’ll make a break for the door if I think I hear your parents
so what do you say?
we gotta make this quick
[Verse]
You don’t even want to know where we go in my head
it’s fancy, it’s not your bed
instead, I carry you up to the attic
Till you say you want to climb my Divided Line
we’ll have to meet in my mind
to do a little of this, a little of that & that’ll be that
[Chorus]
so what do you say to a boy in love with you?
What do you say to a boy in love?
Tell me what do you do?
You’ve done it before
but I don’t even want to look anymore now that I’ve found you
so what do you say?
we gotta make this quick
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4. |
You Sexting?
03:14
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[Verse 1]
Put down your fucking cell phone!
if you could care to see
you got a breathing human being right in front of me
with an addiction that you know that you don’t need anymore
because one turns in to two turns in to three & four & five
we text, have sex when you arrive
we text to say good night
but were you ever even feelin’ it?
[Chorus]
and now you feel like you’re too far away from me
because you’re too far away from me
and all you’re doin’ is showin’ how we could never be
kuz I am just not interested in a girl with this addiction
I think you need to get attention!
[Verse 2]
so A & E & yell the I O U
for showing me Y
did I never wonder how
we would survive in this distance?
can somebody, someone maybe take me back to like 1996?
that’d be, let’s see, ten years before the chicks
ever had to get their fix
and never qualify with a cell phone
[Chorus]
and now you feel like you’re too far away from me
guess what! you’re too far away from me
all you’re doing is texting & texting & texting…
and I don’t know if I want the affection
of a girl with this addiction
I think you need to get attention, seriously!
(...as if I need attention!)
You hold your whole sex life in the palm of your hands
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[Verse 1]
I don’t need any overtime
I will finish you off in regulation
Your girlfriend was beggin’ me
reminded her she’s taken!
…it wasn’t enough
she even borrowed your truck
to find me on location
…like, what would you have done!
[Verse 2]
So when you come to hunt me down
you’ll find me in absentia!
You snoop about my town
you don’t wanna fuck around, you clown,
I’ll pound ya!
…it won’t stop there
till I’m pullin’ your hair and throw you in a head lock!
You look at the clock
I’m yellin’ what a cock block
OMG what a cock block!
[Verse 3]
If you really wanna find me, I’ll make it very easy
don’t check the gym… do not check the library!
kuz if you want to see, I know where you can find me:
just check your girlfriend’s internet
just pull up your girlfriend’s internet history!
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6. |
Field of Sexy
03:14
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[Chorus]
You are just a statistic in the field of sexy
You are just a statistic in the field of sexy
You are just a statistic in the field of sexy
[Verse 1]
so what if I ask for your hand in friendship?
could you help me find the hottest girl I’ve seen in my whole life?
Everyone knows hot people have hot friends
and you said it, I’ll say it again:
you know we’re better off as…
[Chorus]
You are just a statistic in the field of sexy
You tally alley up on me if I ever need a hand
check those statistics in the field of sexy! sexy!
…ooh, sexy sexy!
[Verse 2]
so how about an afternoon on campus
to bike around completely shirtless, blind ‘em with the sexy!
Now that’s what I call the Real Alexander Technique
I push & pull & sit & muscle up in public
it’s on & off & on & off I know you love it
It’s like the girls have been polled
the results are lookin’ pretty good!
[Chorus/Break/Bridge]
…in the field of sexy
…in the field of sexy
…in the field of sexy
[Chorus Modulation]
You are just a statistic in the field of sexy
You tally alley up on me if I ever need a hand!
check those statistics in the field of sexy! sexy!
…in the field of sexy
…in the field of sexy
…just a statistic in the field of sexy
"Field of Sexy is a Winner!"
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7. |
Try to Stop You
04:40
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[Intro]
so I hear your pretty new to this
you’re lookin’ mighty serious, you show some promise!
but you got your head down, you’re lookin’ pathetic…
I never read it but you know I’ll embed it like no one else can
so pull out, pull out your notebook!
[Verse]
After you wake up from your nap
and you wonder where I’ve been
'I never even left the house'
I was lying through my skin!
but you were good enough to play along
kuz you knew what I was up to
You knew that all along
[Pre-Chorus]
we’d wait until you’d close your eyes
and I’d sneak her in the house
No time to over-analyze
be quiet as a mouse!
to make it up the stairs
quit squeaking up the wood!
You said you want to learn the hard way
it’s completely understood! uh huh!
[Sexy Verse]
After I chase you up the stairs
and we Superman the bed
you straddle me in underwear
and I rip over your head
the summer dress you snuck in to the spring
You knew you’d get me, and you did!
[Pre-Chorus]
you got it right when you snuck out behind your parents back
and you met me in the park
Don’t say you can’t be out too late
it’s already getting dark!
You climb upon my shoulders
I kiss you on the hand…
You say you want to run away from home
I completely understand! uh huh!
[Chorus]
…but you know that I gotta try to stop you!
I know I have to
and you can say you move along in another song
but you maybe wouldn’t move along if I try to stop
(you can) travel all you want to
People only leave where they are if they’re missing something
or other, or you wouldn’t bother,
all I know is I’ve got to try to stop you...
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8. |
Matching Birthmarks
03:58
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[Verse 1]
Oh my goodness…
oh my goodness, it’s really you!
it’s been so long
you look remarkable!
and I see that you’re growing your hair back
[Chorus]
so what are you up to?
and did you ever finish your degree?
you let it interfere with modeling and playing hockey?
[Verse 2]
Alex, is that you?
…I have a husband!
he says he loves me and we bought a puppy
we found a home in the woods last fall
and here’s the best part:
Alex, I’m pregnant
you see me? I’m pregnant!
you hear that? I’m pregnant!
and this time,
this time I’m keeping it
[Chorus]
so that’s what you’re up to, is it?
well thank goodness this is just a dream!
I’ve got to wake up!
why can’t I wake up
tell you that I love & miss you so much
so if you hear this song and you are in love with someone else
don’t worry Babe, I’ll be okay
I’ve been okay!
I just hope you’re happy
and that should make you smile
=)
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10. |
To Die For!
02:04
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[Verse 1]
so baby do yourself a favour!
and crumple the paper with your name on top of mine
this is the right place and you are just in time
to tell your girlfriends who I am, where we’ve been
how you know what I like for breakfast
and what’s in my wardrobe!
[Verse 2]
Can you tell me it’s to die for!
now that you know what you’re alive for
say you want to choose the one who loves you even
more and more than ever
[Self-Affirmation]
oh Alex, you don’t have to wait until you have an audience
to put all of your energy in to this!
Let’s take a year or two to build it
and we’ll show them that we did it all on our own
we’ll do it all on our own!
[Outro]
is it to die for?
is it to die for?
or is it to die for?
...I bet it’s worth staying alive for!
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11. |
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[Verse 1]
I’ve got to show you that it’s better in the morning
you’re still asleep but I think you’re through with your snoring
so I’ll tiptoe a bowl of fruit
& kiss you on the ear drum
“Baby, it’s time to get out of bed!”
Come on! You’ve got to join me!
Let’s take on the world
just you & me all vis-à-vis
when you’re waking up with the man
[Verse 2]
We’ll go together like coffee & chocolate
so get your butt out of bed for pancakes & ice cream & chocolate!
Ooh!
You never want to waste a day
now that you’re in the hands of the man who loves you
so go tell the world you’re waking up with the man
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